Those funny confession

1. "Guess where is my heart?"

　　 "Affirmation to the left."

　　 "It's your fault."

2. "Tell you a bad news"

　　 "What bad news?"

　　 "My thoughts about you are not simple"

3. "Do you like riches?"

　　 "I like it "but I don't like it"

　　 "Why"

　　 "Because I like to hold you"

4. "Do you like cats or dogs"

  "dog"

　　 "Wang Wang Wang"

5. "Do you like cats or dogs"

  "Cat"

  "Meow meow meow"

6. "Talk to me if you want to think clearly"

　　 "I am not thinking clearly I am thinking of you"

7. "Do you want to keep a dog?"

　　 "What dog?"

　　 "Single kind"

8. "If there is no love for you"

　　 "My life will lose direction"

9. "I want to change my style recently"

　　 "What shape?"

　　 "Can't do without you"

10. "I know that staying up late is not good"

　　 "But I lack you sleeping pills"

11. "Do you know what God I like the most?"

  "Your eyes"

12, "I think you look at the first three words of this sentence"

13. "Guess what uniform I like"

　　 "Unified by you"

14. "Can we go back to the past?"

  "sure"

  "really?"

　　 "Well, in the past, I didn't know you, you didn't know me"